WILLIAM HENRY BARTHOLOMEW SMITH, CONSUMER ADVOCATE VS. LOW-QUALITY PAPER TOWEL PERFORATIONS IN AMERICA
ISBN: 978-1-60003-603-3
Type: Monologue
Genre: Comedy
Themes: Betrayal, Emotional Distress, Shopping
Duration: 10 minutes
Speaking Cast: 1 either (1 total cast)
Flexibility: gender flexible
SYNOPSIS: William Henry Bartholomew Smith knows a thing or two about value. Why have a dentist fix a chipped tooth if you can do it yourself with super glue? But when you can't wipe away the excess glue because your paper towels won't tear right, you've got yourself a serious problem. (Really, who in their right mind would want to put an asymmetrical piece of paper towel in their mouth?) But after confrontations at the retail and corporate levels don't work out as planned, William Henry Bartholomew Smith is forced to propose a truly drastic measure, one so ill-considered that it will leave your audience laughing in disbelief.
High School
Lamar, MO
Skyline School
Pratt, KS
Eisenhower Middle School
San Antonio, TX
St. Bernard Academy (Forensics Team)
Nashville, TN
East Tipp Middle School
Lafayette, IN
Grandview High School
Hillsboro, MO
"I performed this piece at competition and had a blast! This script really is different from anything else I have ever heard. I love Bradley Walton!"
By Chas Pridgen - Actor - Citizens Christian Academy
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