SYNOPSIS: It seems to be a traditional telling of The Three Little Pigs: three pigs, three houses, one big bad wolf. At least that's the intent of the first narrator. But the second narrator seems to be getting his stories confused and brings in a house of candy, along with a blind witch, as well as some random wise-cracking birds. And to further complicate matters, the story is interrupted by the unwanted appearances of a fire marshal, a health inspector and a dentist general? It isn't long before this classic story is way out of whack. The narrators, however, will do everything they can to bring it back to the version everyone knows and loves.