SYNOPSIS: Welcome to the crazy world of the theatre! You won't believe the thoughts that go through an actress' head during an audition. Or imagine what happens when a gruff American voice coach tries to teach a British actor how to sound American. Looking at the theatre days of old, we find an aging acting couple having disagreements in the dressing room about each other's performances on stage. Then observe Shakespeare trying to tell his over-enthusiastic literary agent that he wants to drop her and fireworks break out. Emotions run high when two London charwoman are cleaning the stage of a West End theatre and one of then announces to the other that she giving up the theatre. Finally we take pity on a young playwright who sees his work destroyed by a flamboyant avant garde director. It's all and more than you can expect when you enter the insane asylum known as the theatre.