SYNOPSIS: Tired of people dishing out unasked for advice? High school student Carissa wants a career in journalism, but for now she gets the unwanted assignment of writing the advice column at her student newspaper. With hopes of being booted out of this job, she decides to offer students the absolute worst advice possible. What she isn’t prepared for is when they all start taking it! Even an out of control parent-teacher meeting can’t derail Carissa’s handiwork-as long as she can keep her identity secret! The wide variety of speaking roles allow for a very large cast, or a smaller cast with many opportunities for doubling.