SYNOPSIS: Pandemonium breaks out at the local high school beauty pageant! Everything starts out okay, but when the pageant director hires a couple of dimwitted tech guys to sabotage the contestants, mayhem ensues. To add to the confusion, Miss English gets stage fright, Miss Art's father wants her to come home to do her chores, Miss Drama's friends want to get into the act, and Miss Valedictorian recently had a brain operation. It's like a pageant at an insane asylum! Just as the winner is to be announced, the pageant erupts into total disarray. Audience members judge, and hilarity ensues.