SYNOPSIS: Carmen tries to maintain a sarcastic mask during her therapy session. She tells her therapist about all of the previous advice-givers she has dealt with in her life, putting on various accents and attitudes to impersonate her father, her guidance counselor, and her previous therapists. As the monologue proceeds, Carmen's vulnerability shows through as she describes what her ideal therapist would be—a man who looked like her father, but actually loved her.