I DON'T LIKE HAM
ISBN: 978-1-60003-659-0
Type: Monologue
Genre: Comedy
Themes: Food, Family, Secret
Duration: 10 minutes
Speaking Cast: 1 female (1 total cast)
SYNOPSIS: Don’t you hate it when saying “no thank you” isn’t good enough? Jenny is a high school girl who endures no end of abuse simply because she doesn’t like ham. Why can’t people leave her alone about it? It gets so bad that she’s forced by her family to compete in the “Win Your Man With Ham” cook off at her nearby community center. Armed with a secret family recipe, she awaits the judges’ decision on her family-favorite cheese-filled calorie-laden creamy concoction. Turns out she has a secret of her own that makes it a sure-fire winner. Perfect for the actress who likes to “ham it up!”
Glenburn Public School
Glenburn, ND
Pequot Lakes Middle School
Brainerd, MN
Velva Speech
Velva, ND
PHS Speech, Drama and Debate
Livingston, MT
Central High School
Racine, WI
Ocean Lakes High School
Virginia Beach, VA
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