SYNOPSIS: Forget those boring end-of-year speeches—graduation reveals exactly what's on the speakers' minds! With three distinct characters for the talented actor: the class valedictorian who reveals the dirt on classmates and teachers; the "popular kid," who spent a lifetime acquiring and manipulating data on who's "in" and who's "out;" and the very sorry principal who's all too happy to see these students graduate—whether they deserve to or not.