SYNOPSIS: Spaceships, interplanetary battles and beautiful women! No wonder no one believes Jasper as he relates his tale of traveling to planet Speculon, long known as a playground of the rich. When word leaks concerning the brutal nature of the planet’s emperor, three swimsuit models fly out at warp speed to protest. Thrown into prison, these shapely ladies are force fed fattening food! How much will America-and the world-risk to save them? And why aren’t they covering this in history? This monologue must be performed to teach the truth about our interplanetary past.