SYNOPSIS: C'mon! You know the rules. You wanna form your own local union, you gotta have seven groups. Now let’s see, there’s the Elves, Easter Bunnies, Groundhogs, Cupids, Leprechauns, and Tooth Fairies. You know, it don’t take no mathematician to come up with six. Every time. Now unless you can find a seventh group, then quit wastin’ my time. And, oh, by the way, good luck convincing them other guys that you ain’t all nuts. Crazy Sevens...a play in one act.