SYNOPSIS: Jeffrey Butter just wants to return his cell phone. Unfortunately, the Returns Department at this store is run by a very bizarre young woman named Helen, who insists on calling it the Complaint Department. Mild-mannered Jeffrey just wants to return the phone and be done with it, but Helen has other plans, mainly to goad Jeffrey into complaining by any means necessary. This ten minute duet sets out to hilariously examine if complaining is actually good for the soul!