SYNOPSIS: The drudgery of grocery shopping quickly gets better when our speaker lights upon a really cute cashier in lane eight. She'll do anything to have him ring up her order, even if it means spending the afternoon in a long line and giving up a chance to check out faster through aisle seven. But why is this taking so long? Customers are showing him cat pictures, fishing for pennies–it's almost like the universe is working to keep her meeting this marvelous young man. When it's finally her turn, he says the darnedest thing…