SYNOPSIS: Professor Pembroke, known to Egyptians as “Dorky American with Stupid Hat," has just come home to rural New York after successfully uncovering the ancient tomb of King Ramma-Lamma-Ding-Dong. Bringing with him the Pharaoh’s sarcophagus and sacred necklace, the Professor is ready to relax with his lovely young daughter, Penny, and his half-blind, kooky old mother. Unfortunately, a notorious Egyptian thief named Opec the Vulture, a restless mummy, and Penny’s heartsick beau conspire to interrupt the Professor’s much-needed rest. Opec has come seeking King Ramma-Lamma-Ding-Dong’s ancient treasure, convinced the Professor’s unguarded home will provide easy pickings for an experienced thief like himself. He is, of course, wrong, since King Ramma-Lamma-Ding-Dong’s cursed mummy is currently wandering the state of New York, searching for the lost treasure. As if that weren’t enough, Penny’s beau, Kelvin, simply wants the Professor to like him, but their past contact has had some pretty disastrous results - including a snapping turtle down the Professor’s drawers. With several cases of mistaken identity, people falling out of windows, and a complete Viking costume from Norway, it looks like Professor Pembroke won’t be getting peace anytime soon, but with this kind of entertainment, who needs a little quiet?