SYNOPSIS: It's election time at Stargell High, and the candidates are ready. Surfer-guy Dag is too irresponsible to feed his pet shark, Amber wants to mandate happiness, Nathan will soon end the reign of evil Big Pizza, Pam is threatening opposition voters, Jane and Joe are crazy in love, and Victor is homesick for Russian politics. In this outrageous parody of school elections, candidates all agree to play fair. "If there's no mud-slinging, we'll all stay clean." Throw in devious campaigns, creative attack ads, singing candidates, a dose of truth serum, and disillusioned voters, and "fair" becomes a relative term.