SYNOPSIS: A breathless Phillip arrives on the stage to tell us about his recent encounter with a vicious dog. As the story unfolds, he reveals that it was a teacup poodle and that the woman who held the leash put a curse on him. Could that be why we begin to notice him hOOWWling some of his lines and fiercely scratching his ears?! Ending with his race offstage to find a fire hydrant, this hilarious monologue will keep your audience engaged and laughing right through the end!