GHOSTLY DOINGS ON THE MENU
ISBN: 978-1-60003-850-1
Type: Full Length
Genre: Drama
Themes: Halloween Witches & Ghosts, Death, Work
Duration: 70 minutes
Speaking Cast: 14-26 females, 5-8 males (19-34 total cast)
Flexibility: doubling possible
SYNOPSIS: Today Mrs. Reeves owns and operates the New England colonial tavern called Ye Olde Dancing Duck Inn which has been in operation since 1757. She and everyone who has worked there are familiar with the quiet and unassuming ghost of Lucy Dalton who was a waitress at the tavern in the Eighteenth Century. Lucy causes no trouble for anyone, although on occasion she waits on a customer then disappears without bringing their food. One autumn day Haley Caldwell, new to the area, comes to the Dancing Duck looking for a waitress job. Everyone at the tavern is struck by how much Haley looks just like Lucy, particularly when she is dressed in colonial clothes which all the waitresses wear. Once Haley is hired and begins working at the Dancing Duck, strange things start to happen. The ghost of Ezra Dalton comes looking for Lucy and encounters Haley, convinced she is his wife. It turns out Haley’s ancestors are from the area and Haley might be a descendant of Lucy. The more she tries to find out about Lucy, the more questions arise. Did Ezra murder Lucy? Did Lucy try to kill Ezra? And why are they both haunting the Dancing Duck? Lucy is determined to uncover all Ghostly Doings On The Menu.
Elizabeth Middle School
Elizabeth, CO
BEHIND THE CURTAIN: A Q&A with Thomas Hischak

What sparked the idea for this play?
I was intrigued with the idea of a ghost so real that she was mistaken for a living human boing. So I created a spirit who haunts an old inn and is mistaken for one of the waitresses.

If you had to describe this play in three words, what would they be?
Playful, mysterious, entertaining.

Which character was the most fun to write and why?
The sarcastic Mavis because of her attitude to the high school girls working at the inn.

Is there a moment in the play you especially love seeing in rehearsal or performance?
When the audience realizes that Lucy is not real.

What do actors seem to enjoy most about performing this show?
Playing the very different kinds of young women.

What’s something directors should know before staging this play?
Sometimes several conversations are going on at the same time so keep the action moving ahead.

What was the biggest challenge in writing this play?
Writing all the conversations taking place by the various patrons at the inn.

What do you hope audiences walk away feeling?
Entertained by a ghost story that is not scary but intriguing all the same.

Just for fun: If this play came with a warning label, what would it say?
Be wary of ghosts who appear to be just part of the human action on stage.

Anything else you’d like to share with theatres considering this play?
Do not attempt to make this ghost play scary, even at the end when Ezra appears.

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