SYNOPSIS: You’re minding your business in the hall at school when you hear someone say that the forensics team is getting new unicorns. You never realized that unicorns were real, or that the school had a forensics team, so the two things together make perfect sense. You love unicorns, so you decide to join the forensics team as soon as you figure out what forensics is. As you ask around, you learn about forensic science, become convinced that the unicorns are for dissection, and conclude that it’s up to you to save them! Someone finally suggests you misunderstood—that the forensics team is actually getting new uniforms—but you’re too smart to fall for that.