I DON'T WANT YOUR PITY...I WANT YOUR BROCCOLI
ISBN: 978-1-60003-773-3
Type: Duet
Genre: Comedy
Themes: Food, Competition, Scheming
Duration: 10 minutes
Speaking Cast: 2 either (2 total cast)
Flexibility: gender flexible
SYNOPSIS: John is having a bad week. Steve is not. Steve has broccoli. John does not. John wants Steve’s broccoli. Is there a limit to how far one person will go to help another? Steve and John are about to find out.
Lakeview Middle School
Stoneboro, PA
Haines Drama, Debate, Forensics
Haines, AK
Klein ISD
Klein, TX
Overbrook School
Nashville, TN
Central High School
Racine, WI
West Lyon Speech
Inwood, IA
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