SYNOPSIS: Any worthwhile school production needs to teach some kind of lesson, right? When the performers take the stage, they proudly announce that the lesson of this show is right there in the title: How to Mess Up Pretty Much Anything. But when the principal phones in and demands a more socially uplifting theme, neither one has any ideas. So the actors plunge ahead with their original plan, frantically exploring random and outlandish scenarios as they try to figure out a way they can hold on to their original lesson and win the principal's approval before they get kicked off the stage!