SYNOPSIS: You join the forensics team with hopes of performing the works of Austen, Twain, and Shakespeare, but instead your coach tells you, “If you want to win…you gotta get your stupid on!” You find yourself performing scripts about a monkey impersonating a rhinoceros, farm animals chugging energy drinks, and a sumo wrestler fighting ninja goats at a faculty meeting. This is not what you wanted. You could drop off the team, but you’re not a quitter. So you stick it out and hope for the best. But will it ever get better?