SYNOPSIS: We all know that Jacob Marley played a large part in bringing about the redemption of Ebenezer Scrooge in Charles Dickens' classic A Christmas Carol. Now hear how the poor dead man feels to still be walking the Earth shackled in chains while Scrooge is alive and well, raking in karma points in a bid for Heaven! This ten minute monologue gives a wacky spin to this iconic character, and asks the following question: is a good deed really its own reward? God bless us, every one!