SYNOPSIS: Remember the days when your history teacher gave you eight weeks to write a paper and you started it eight hours before it was due? Time’s growing short for our performer, who is fighting off sleep to write a paper about Washington crossing the Delaware. What a great time for writer’s block! Our actor turns over a host of ideas – what about George and Martha in a steamy romance? What if Washington was so cold and hungry he was seeing and hearing things? What if… what if the way to write the paper was to return to 18th century technology? Better hurry, the British are coming!