SYNOPSIS: Even the best students can relate to Janet O'Malley's lament: "Why do I have to know all the stuff they're teaching in school? Do I really need it?" In this hilarious comedy, Janet gets her answer after being hit in the head with a dodge ball. In one wacky dream sequence after another, she learns how the knowledge she thought was useless could actually earn her a million dollars or keep her from getting a traffic ticket or even save the world from destruction! Easily-staged with few props and costumes, The Education of Janet O'Malley is pure fun for actors and audience alike.