SYNOPSIS: A play that’s stuffed full of humor for all ages! Remember the old days, when a ball game was a ball game? Now it’s a world-wide media event where a soda costs ten dollars…and parking? Out of this world. What many people don’t know is that this same thing happened to the Teddy Bear Picnic. A nice country outing for just a few teddies turned into a massive global event on a scale too grand to continue. Can this squishy tradition be saved? Finally, the true story, and why smart teddies stay home.