SYNOPSIS: "He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake" - so one parent took out an order of protection! That's the age Santa is now living in. When he goes on a "Maury Povich"-style TV show and subjects himself to a lie detector, many of the Christmas icons get unmasked. Santa explains what happened to his workshop (in the age of Global warming), why the elves cannot learn to make X-boxes and must have the toys made in China, and how the aging reindeer prefer to deliver gifts in Florida. The Christmas detector is a Yuletide Hoot!